Jokes, stories
and anecdotes you can use to entertain your audience during that all-important
presentation.
There
is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So
he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new
clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I
spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television,
and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for
you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes
the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns
the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the
rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."
The
man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided
to marry the one with the biggest breasts.
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